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Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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waynesworld1992:

mick—-jaeger:

*at the doctor’s office*

doctor: sir

me: yes?

doctor: we have terrible news

me: what is it?

doctor: you’ve been diagnosed with MAD

me: what is that?

doctor: it’s … meme addiction disorder

me: 

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lithiumlullabies:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

bestvidsonline:

Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job!

These pictures always make me want to cry, this is why I am always saying I hate humans. Fuck.

Loves the pets!

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acidics:

I’m bringing this back

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Angry Dogs in Cute Costumes

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omgtsn:

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breakdownopendoors:

OH


MY

GOD.

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pulsarneutron:

I was in this shop with my mum today just looking around and I found the single greatest set of magnets I have ever seen

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fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn:

A wonderous fuck-ton of human hand references.

[From various sources]

(via carvencrow)

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#save
shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

(via t-eg)

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sugarpoppins:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this is the kind of shirt worn by a creepy neighbour that always asks you if your sister has turned 18 yet

Gross

WHAT THE FUCK

sugarpoppins:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this is the kind of shirt worn by a creepy neighbour that always asks you if your sister has turned 18 yet

Gross

WHAT THE FUCK

(via robynfentyvevo)

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A king’s arrival is never silent

A king’s arrival is never silent

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